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cale

A man with a very minuscule penis and who is supposedly high all the time.
by Ds28 June 30, 2007
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cale

slang word for a male with an abnormaly small penis.The name Cale is also known to like to give an average male/ anything with a penis a blow job or anal sex.
Greg: I want to give you the Cale tonight!
Jim: I got the Cale the other day and it was the best thing ever and we are going to have a great time together.
Greg: Im so glad im a homosexual.
Jim: I know!!! that pioneer Cale is a real great guy :)
by eX oF CaLe MaNfUcKeR March 31, 2009
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Calendarman

The freaking greatest Super villain in all of DC universe. He is over weight, bald, and greasy. Enjoys doing things on special days like Christmas. Has the special ability to know what day it is without looking at calendar. Doesn't really have any powers but can tell what day it is better than almost anyone.
Robin : Holy Spirit Batman all the villains have escaped
Batman : What about Calendarman?

Robin : No, it's not a holiday yet.
by Calendarman!! November 22, 2011
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Facebook Calendar

Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.
dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!

dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"
by ellare April 7, 2010
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caleb roeder

Caleb Roeder is the type of kid to stay at home and do nothing with his life.
He usually doesn't hang out with "Friends" because he doesn't have any
He only goes outside to play pokemon go and only goes to partys when his mom makes him.
Freshmen in highschool
Has small penis
by Kylee Sanders is dumb June 7, 2017
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Caleb

There is a man that doesn’t enjoy therapy. His orifices were filled with bulchivak, one fateful night he took the bulchivak and threw it at pedestrians, turns into zombies that like bulchivak intensely. One day the zombies sucked all of the earths crust leading the to be man alone then he had to rebuild civilization to understand zombie fetishes, he then realized zombies need love too. He then proceeded to fulfil the zombies needs for bulchivak. One day he realized that he wanted more, they were starting to become savage and desperate for bulchivak (it sounds unnaturally phallic)he could not produce enough bulchivak so then he built a portal gun so he could spend forever in perpetual motion, creating even more dildos.
that guy was unatruly caleb about it oll
by thehomelessman69 July 26, 2017
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caleb

calebs to cocky
by 132dwsvdydcdsbdc September 21, 2017
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