jakey cake

wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman's butt cheeks, therefor making a cake.

he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !

by poopfacelol June 25, 2010

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carrot-cake

(noun)

1. A cake made from carrot gratings and walnuts.
2. The term used to describe a girl who has over excessivley fake tanned (carrot) and is wearing too much make up (cake face).

1."OMG, my mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!"
2."Oh great here comes carrot-cake, i reckon you'd need a shovel to find her face."
3."Did you see Craig making out with carrot-cake over there?"

by Noor , xx March 16, 2008

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loller cakes

The act of laughing while engulfing large amounts of cake while playing online computer games.

Alex Chan was committing loller cakes after he killed the camper.

by cheesecake miss hotness ... and bake January 21, 2008

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Cake-Eater

A cake-eater is a person usually coming from a wealthier family, who has superficial depth and values (stuck-up, tacky and conceited), plays the politically correct game to the upper-most, all because they believe they are better than others due to their wealth or over-abundance of false pride.

She is such a cake-eater!! You wore a shirt with a little beer stain on it and she laughed at you like she's never seen one before.

by Viking 1 August 31, 2008

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patty cake

The simple act of intercourse. A great code word that can be used in front of parents, children, and old people or in public places.

Hey dude, what are you and your girlfriend going to do this weekend?
Well I think we're going to see and movie and then we're gonna play some patty cake afterwards.
OR
Tim: What are Jimmy's parents doing after the party?
Jason:They're probably going back to their house for a little patty cake.
Jimmy: What? That's disgusting you asshole.

by Grant Gonzalez September 01, 2005

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