Angelynne X Jana's closet

One hot ship

person 1: OOOO,YOU SEE ANGELYNNE HUMPING JANA'S CLOSET?!?!
person 2: YEAH!!
person 1: THAT IS TOTALLY AN
person 2: ANGELYNNE X JANA'S CLOSET

by ShipperLord April 23, 2020

close efrickinough

When you've been working on the same math problem for forty-five minutes and you get an answer thats off by less than 1.5

I worked on one math problem in Loretta's office for 45 minutes and finally said close efrickinough.

by RRCC student May 1, 2006

Closet homosexual

When somebody acts homophobic but is really gay they only let their good friends know that they're gay

David Man I hate fags

Jake Really

David No I actually think I'm gay but I just call people fags because I want them to be my friends

Jake Ok

Ryan Hi

David Get away fag

Ryan What

David I don't want this gay fag with us

Ryan You closet homosexual

by Boogereater69 March 4, 2021

Love Closet

Closet: The location that you sleep in when your friends can't provide a bed for you.

Love Closet: What that closet becomes when you're no longer alone in it.

"Dude, where'd Laura go?"
"She's in the love closet with Rob"

by R0Bizzle October 6, 2006

close-minded

Adjective used by some democrats to describe anyone who does not agree with liberal points of view.

Republican: "I think that the invasion of Iraq was perfectly justified."

Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."

Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."

by Jess July 21, 2005

Closet Gooch

The rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). Usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.

Kenny gave Bruce a closet gooch at melissa's party the other day.

by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006

closepin

a jamaican term used to describe a woman that sleeps around alot.

wonda why dey call u closepin? squeeze her head and her legs dem open.

by nevermind! February 6, 2007