Great friend, with libugin girlfriends. A great vlogger of his generation. A talented person- tiktokerist, guitarist, tinderest and nudist.
by Brokenheads July 5, 2020
Get the Christian Gagomug. A person who is tired of recieving religion related results when he tries to search the meaning of his name. Christian Gabriel is a sarcastic realist. When it comes to pissing people of Christian Gabriel is the best. Christian Gabriel is lazy and calm as fuck and doesn't give a shit about anything sometimes he can also be retarded and finds stupid things fun and trying them out as a result he always get in sorts of trouble. Christian Gabriel is a type of person who doesn't care about falling in love.
Person: You know Christian Gabriel ?
Person 2: The person who doesn't give a fuck about his life ? Yes
Person 2: The person who doesn't give a fuck about his life ? Yes
by [ ? ] May 6, 2019
Get the Christian Gabrielmug. cool guy. sadly died in a wild west fight in wichita Kansas in November 2010. went to lunch with his mom also.
by Carter Way November 29, 2010
Get the Christian Wellsmug. Girl: Your such a Christian player!
Guy: No I am not...What does that even mean?
Girl: A religious f*ck boy who doesn't even f*ck
Guy: No I am not...What does that even mean?
Girl: A religious f*ck boy who doesn't even f*ck
by Inward Spiral June 19, 2016
Get the Christian Playermug. A person who uses Christianity as a facade. As skin deep as lipstick.
Also, as in "To lipstick a pig", in order to appear more pious with the least amount of effort.
Also, as in "To lipstick a pig", in order to appear more pious with the least amount of effort.
by WannabeU July 5, 2016
Get the Lipstick Christianmug. 1. Thinks he white.
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
Me: Hey so this one guy asked me out.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
by Lyerrrrr July 4, 2018
Get the Christian Haymug. Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?
Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
by Czechmatedude September 13, 2011
Get the Christian Walrusmug.