Chocolate apple

When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off

You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"

by killerpie202 June 10, 2018

dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019

chocolate stirrer

Usually a reference to a homosexual man, as stirring chocolate resembles the act of anal sex, especially if the receiving end is not clean.

Oh, this guy is such a chocolate stirrer, I can totally see him devastating dirty asses with his stick

by cmyster3 October 23, 2013

Chocolate Fake

A white cake with chocolate icing, thus impersonating a chocolate cake.

I'm really craving a chocolate fake.

by smerkley January 7, 2015

Chocolate spray

When you get home from school or work and you hop on the toilet and all your shit comes out at once and it’s like a fart but shitting also known as a shart but this is more explosive

Guy 1:Dude yesterday when I got home from school I had the biggest chocolate spray!
Guy 2: Dude same tho!!

by Shitter9001 March 15, 2018

chocolate trumpet

When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.

Can you believe Cinnamon tried charging me $25 for that chocolate trumpet!

by El horchata August 24, 2017

Chocolate Genie

When you’re holding in an imminent F5-rated dump, yet somehow are coerced into sexual activity. Despite all mind over matter efforts, mid thrust, voila!!! a choco genie appears. Most sex partners frown upon its arrival, but the dump grants three wishes, so many creators accept the choco genie and express satisfaction in their masterpiece.

“I wasn’t ready Stan, I desperately needed to dominate my toilet, but Janet wanted to bone. I hated those sheets anyway, she got what she deserved and I’ll always cherish my little chocolate genie.”

by Maverick187 September 30, 2010