by just a frying pan January 13, 2022
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This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
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The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair
Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!
by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025
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by dogandcateatyou April 10, 2022
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Get the Chair mug.A devastating sexual act in which a man sits in a chair beside the bed and watches his wife get pounded until her organs liquify. This liquid is then extracted from the anus and typically serves as a replacement for jelly in a PB&J. (For better texture, use chunky peanut butter)
Husband: Yeah, I watched my wife get pounded from the Detroit Cuck Chair.
Sandwich Eater: *Vomits in disgust*
Sandwich Eater: *Vomits in disgust*
by HugeCannon October 8, 2025
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