bottled and capped

When a girl is jacking you off, and right before you cum, she squeezes your dick, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your dick sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)

I can't have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.

by Jose, James,David June 8, 2007

ayo that's cap

"Hey you, that's not true" in a coolio way

Some dude: I'm a virgin
Some dude again: ayo that's cap

by reswip March 8, 2021

crushing the cap

when you open a bottle of liquor and dispose of the cap, therefore having an obligation to finish the entire thing.

"We were only going to have a couple drinks, but after crushing the cap we then had to finish the whole 60."

by lola19 April 9, 2012

screen capped

After you do a "screen capture" of a picture or a still of a video, you have in a sense "screen capped" it.

Note: I'm not sure of the best way to spell it, I'm going with the version of "Screen Capping" that has previously been submitted.

I saw this random picture that was in a music video that didn't have images instead of a story with real people. I "screen capped" it to send to you for you to see.

by TimLG June 9, 2014

caps pwn

When you say something in caps lock and forget to turn it off afterwards.

lolzyay says: Z0MG ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
lolzwoo says: Yea it was crazy.
lolzyay says: yEA i BET IT WAS.
lolyay says: Shit
lolzwoo says: caps pwnage

by lolzwoo October 26, 2007

slummer's cap

A flat cap (usually a working-class article of clothing) when worn by someone well-off.

My usual outfit for a black-tie dinner is a suit and tie with a slummer's cap for a little flair.

by excaliburification February 27, 2011

Toe Cap

When you’re giving a foot job and your buddy pisses on your feet but then you realize you got piss on your massive balls.

Whoa did this golden shower foot job just turn into a toe cap Steve??

by Tugjob boat April 17, 2021