canada's history

A term to refer to something of absolutely no value to humanity whatsoever, and thus has no purpose even being discussed.

"Hey man. Guess what?"
"I don't know, but whatever it is I'm sure I'll love it as much as I love Canada's history."

by iliekmudkipz February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When two men dressed as lumberjacks shave each other's pubes and glue them to each other's faces before French kissing for 45 minutes. An adult beaver must be watching and thumping its tail against a pile of logs, and both men must drizzle maple syrup over their genitalia once the kissing as completed.

Matt and Mike try to do Canada's History at least once a month. They love each other so much.

by ColbertMD February 4, 2010

Canada's history

Octuple anal penetration performed by horses on a human female.

I have never seen anything like Canada's History.

by wordman12 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A sex act involving moose antlers and maple syrup, usually involving deep anal penetration.

Bill, did you hear about the pictures of Sidney's canada's history?

by omfgcaps February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Taking a dump someone's chest and pouring maple syrup over it.

You did what? Yeah, Canada's History... all over her chest.

by SeriousCarl February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Inverted outdoor fellatio, performed mounted on horseback.

The longstanding Canadian publication "The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History", which is defined above.

by Oh_yeah85 February 4, 2010

canada's history

a metaphor or simile to describe incredibally bad sex.

ex. Mark was so bad last night, it was like getting read canada's history.

ex.

girl 1: Mark recited canada's history to me last night.
girl 2: It was that bad?
girl 1: Yep.

by im_cool_not February 4, 2010