A completely Deprived Sex act including: moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. This act is so repulsive that people refuse to describe the horrors that unfold when it is performed. It has been left a mystery except for those sick few who have tried it, or have performed it. The only clue we have to what this entails is the rumor that "The hardest part is putting it all in." This is absolutely Grotesque!
This act was created by Americans to make-fun of and to even intimidate Canadians.
This act was created by Americans to make-fun of and to even intimidate Canadians.
Sex in a dumpster with moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup; and petophillia, necrophillia, coprophilia, bestiality, Rape, incest, bondage, S&M, extreme violence, torture, disemboweling and ending in murder.
Canada's History is the WORST sexual act EVER!
Canada's History is the WORST sexual act EVER!
by E.A.B.♥Steven Colbert February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When one takes the Stanley cup, a vat of maple syrup, moose antlers, twin midgets dressed up as Mounties, three double-gay hermaphrodites dressed up as Rush, and then you REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL THIS SEX ACT IS RENAMED THE COLBMERICA!
I would love to perform the Colbmerica with all you lovely people, but unfortunately it's called Canada's History, so you'll have to return those costumes.
by NakedAngry February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. We did Canada's History all night long.
by Bearssss February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A role play game:
Two people of either sex take maple syrup and pore it on each other; naked. Then, taking moose horns, the perform sexual activities on the anal regions, using the maple syrup as a lubricant. After both anuses have been aroused, the two partners take turns taking bowel movements into a stanley cup replica. After mixing the feces with more maple syrup the two feed each other while reminiscing on th good activities that have just taken place.
Two people of either sex take maple syrup and pore it on each other; naked. Then, taking moose horns, the perform sexual activities on the anal regions, using the maple syrup as a lubricant. After both anuses have been aroused, the two partners take turns taking bowel movements into a stanley cup replica. After mixing the feces with more maple syrup the two feed each other while reminiscing on th good activities that have just taken place.
The editor of Canada's History, Mark Reid, refused to participate in a round of Canada's History with Stephen Colbert.
by Jonah Vark February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Pleasuring your partner with moose antlers, while using maple syrup as lubrication. When the partner is aroused enough they finish in the Stanley Cup.
by JustGaveUHerpes February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon
the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.
the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.
by C Nation February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant
paul: hey mike, how it go last night?
mike: o man we did canada's history!!
paul: really?!
mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history
mike: o man we did canada's history!!
paul: really?!
mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history
by tayson 88 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug.