Prairie Blumpkin

When your homie is blowing you so you throw an egg in his face
As I watch PepperBox TV my homie was giving my a prairie Blumpkin. He was a natural and didn't even close his eyes when I threw the egg at him.
by Dropped_as_a_Baby October 23, 2024
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Rooftop Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking an upper decker.
by GutCassidy February 05, 2025
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Spotted blumpkin

When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces
The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.
by Oklahoma tingler December 28, 2022
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Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin

When you are locked inside a pizzeria (specifically with animatronics), and one of the animatronics comes up to you and forces you to eat a special pizza laced with laxatives. You then are forced to go to the bathroom where the animatronic comes in and gives you a Blumpkin.
Yo dude after you left the pizza place last night Chica gave my the Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin.
by November 29, 2024
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Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck
Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!
by RollyMoFo January 03, 2023
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Hi-Brow Blumpkin

The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.
Man I just received the most amazing Hi-brow Blumpkin from a tranny in a Cahokia gas station.
by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 06, 2010
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Barry benson Blumpkin

When your 69 ing but instead ur eating each other’s ass so ur 96 ing and ur also watching bee movie porn .
“Can you pay for dinner ?“
“Only if you give me a Barry benson Blumpkin”.
by Lozenger69 January 10, 2025
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