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vegetarian blowjob

This requires two partners: a male and another male, or a male and a female. The giver will suck off the receiver's penis while the receiver is wearing a condom. This results in the blowjob being vegetarian as the meat is not actually tasted.
It's a fuckin vegetarian blowjob, what more you want me to say?
by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022
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blowjob

"when someone blows your pipes"
on April 24th John and Jane were in the shower the water starting to get whiter saltier and John was gone! he was on the roof near pipes with pants off putting his semen into the shower so horny Jane can fall on the floor of the shower 3 years past the house is sold to a gay couple Timmy and Jamie they also went to the bath in the bubble bath Jamie saw Timmys cock reflecting.Jamie put his face near and the cock came out and sprayed with cum what fun fun!.Next day the house was sold the bathtub had penis eating gay rats then 2 siblings fucked in the bathtub the parents joined in the grandpa licked his lips as he saw his naked gaychildren masturbating in the masturbation challenge at 3am grandpa Henry railed the whole family and raped the 2 females and molested the 1 male the end.The fucking family was buried in the cummed bathtub with zachacrys penis cut off THE END.
by ragnarökgays January 12, 2023
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blowjob bennett

blowjob bennett” is a very large being who is a grown woman who likes to go for young boys and loves to give blowjobs
“Holy shit blowjob bennett is huge!!”
by jess i love bjs April 20, 2024
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Indian Blowjob

Where a girl sits Indian style and leans forward to suck a dick
We were just sitting down, and out of nowhere she just leaned over and gave me an Indian Blowjob
by Esanary August 24, 2017
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Banjo blowjob

When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo
I've had blowjobs but when I got a banjo blowjob is was a whole new level of pleasure.
by Mikhail1988 August 6, 2021
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Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth
Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!
by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019
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Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks December 17, 2012
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