status's block

Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.

Ugh! I think I have status's block right now! My life stinks like a pile of crap.

by FreshRealityLeadSinger July 8, 2009

Auto-cock-blocker

1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.

2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.

1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

OR

2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

by PrincessR December 8, 2009

creeper's block

When you think about/see someone and you want to creep their profile (facebook ect) and by the time you get on you either forget who it was you were going to "creep" or forget their name making it impossible to find them.

Aw man what was that hot girls name again? I've got total creeper's block!

by TheWorstKindOfCreep May 14, 2011

kitty cock blocked

You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.

"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."

by beargryllsbornsurvivor August 25, 2012

Dock and Block

A form of defense in the game of basketball where the defender sticks his penis in the offensive players eye and then blocks his shot.

Man my friend Ryan sure did seem to love getting the Dock and Block from that big black fat Cock

by SeizureBoyz420 February 22, 2014

Chip off the old block

Someone,especially a male who resembles his father.

That dude is chip off the old block.He's really like his dad.

by BlackPohatu September 22, 2016

Suge Knight Bloc Party

1. An extremely violent drive-by or otherwise similar shooting with criminal intention.
2. An unforgivable social faux pas.

1. "Dispatch, we have 9 unidentified bodies and an unknown amount of wounded, Textbook Suge Knight Bloc Party, send back-up and paramedics, over."
2. "What you did when we were drinking was nothing short of a Suge Knight Bloc Party. You've committed social suicide, and I'll be surprised if we ever get into a strip club again."

by Ishmael84 October 30, 2016