Beef Trauser

A woman's vagina lips that hang down low enough to keep her legs warm.

Thank god for my beef trauser, it's gonna be a cold winter.

by Tomrod May 02, 2011

Beef Kiln

Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.

Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!

by coazeau June 26, 2011

beef sleeve

A woman's vagina. Woman unworthy of respect.

Damn, I have been trying to break into that beef sleeve all week.

by B. Rudy November 06, 2007

beef log

(n)- A large dick.

monster horse cock

James: Dude, I got to eat pussy, ya' know?
Andy: No, man, I don't know. Why?
James: Well I'm not exactly carrying a beef log around to impress the ladies.

by Niko Bettoli May 01, 2008

beef stick

beef stick

beef stick?

by Jesus Chrib January 26, 2020

Beef Squat

The act squatting over some ones face and pressing your genitals on and around their eyes. Known to cure head aches.

'I have a head ache please beef squat me and put your heavy balls on my eyes.'

'I love me some beef squatting'

by nineninenine March 05, 2010

she beef

It is a euphemism for a transsexuals penis.

Sometimes used for crossdressers, transvestites and/or drag queens.

I was about to have sex with this chick, until I noticed she was packing some she beef.

by WillowQueen December 03, 2010