Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
Get the Wide Eyed Banditmug. A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
Get the Relationship banditmug. by Changa22 April 2, 2019
Get the buoby banditmug. A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning
by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017
Get the breakfast banditmug. Low effort RPGs that involve killing many of a specific mob, earning stronger stats (whether it is from "levels", equipment, or other advancement obtained from a repeated task) before progressing to kill a stronger mob, obtaining even stronger gear, and rinse and repeat.
by fedunct January 27, 2024
Get the Bandit Beatermug. 
