masked bandit

certian trademarks placed by certian people, in certian places

"ah-hah, theres a masked bandit on my web page!"

by *masked bandit* December 13, 2003

cross eyed bandit

An extremely ugly slam hound that should be avoided at all cost, who has a jacked up face and grill!

I cant believe you hooked up with that Cross eyed bandit!! Shes
's Busted, what where you thinking.. (puking noise being made)
Also you may abbreviate Cross Eyed bandit.. C. EYE B. (pronounced CIB)

by R.L. Kinney October 17, 2006

blowpop bandits

a group of 6 girls who are the SHIZ!beware their EXCELLENT at tping.and they really like waynes world

The blowpop bandits totally got us last night.

by wayne campbell August 3, 2004

Ass bandit

A homosexual nymphomaniac.

Look at that ass bandit over there.

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009

ass bandit

One who pokes ass with his penis. A perpetrator of anal indecency. One who practices sodomy. A homosexual male. A male who enjoys a a good game of ass darts.

Dude! I accidentally walked in on John while he was poking Henry in his keester. Wow, what an ass bandit!

by Poken U. Rarse December 5, 2011

pee like a bandit

the urgent need to urinate.

I have to hangup now, I need to pee like a bandit.

by zendiveman August 27, 2013

booty bandit

Someone who grabs another person's ass and then runs. Much like a beer run, but instead of beer it's ass that is being grabbed.

The girls at the club were being harrassed by booty bandits all night.

by Curtis H December 10, 2008