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bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.
“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay
bacon wisdom by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025
Bacon RPG is a game where you kill Bacons (normal mobs) with swords, and progress up until the point the dumbass owner forgot the "bacon" part of it and started adding gods. Thanks, stupendous, you're awesome.
"Hey dude, what do we hop on today?"
"Bacon RPG?"
"Isn't that the game with the femboys in it?"
"Yeah, dude, and the owner's giving out free stuff."
"Lame."

can of bacon 

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb
"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"
can of bacon by Bill Woods January 1, 2017
Those rainbow candy strips that look like bacon but gayer.
"Mm that's some good gay bacon"
Gay bacon by anonymoooooouse November 4, 2018

There's no bacon 

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"
Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues
There's no bacon by Andrew Brown September 27, 2005

Tiptoe Bacon 

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.
Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"
Tiptoe Bacon by Robistro September 5, 2012