Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.
“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay
Bacon RPG is a game where you kill Bacons (normal mobs) with swords, and progress up until the point the dumbass owner forgot the "bacon" part of it and started adding gods. Thanks, stupendous, you're awesome.
"Hey dude, what do we hop on today?"
"Bacon RPG?"
"Isn't that the game with the femboys in it?"
"Yeah, dude, and the owner's giving out free stuff."
"Lame."