Bacon Table

When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.

Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.

by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010

Bacon Unit (BU)

A unit of measure by which all other things can be measured, not only based on standard bacon strip length, but also based on the understanding that bacon is without equal and as so is listed as 1 BU.

That movie was awesome, I'd give it about .8 Bacon Unit (BU).

That guy was huge; at least 8 bacon tall.

by Count-Chuckula July 29, 2011

make bacon

have sex. this term is not exclusive to pigs.

i always like to make bacon before cooking breakfast

by baconator4 August 9, 2009

Kevin Bacon

The best smelling actor ever

A: Hew, what's your favorite actor?
B: Kevin Bacon, he's so smelly...

by Da Word June 10, 2013

canadian greasy bacon

where you put baby oil on a flacid penis and slap a person in the face

that faggot jonas canadian greasy bacon'd ben with his chode and elle licked it off

by Droo3756 December 18, 2008

floppy bacon

after a long night of drinking, a guy recieves a blow job but cant get his cock hard. he then proceeds to tell her to keep playing/sucking on his limp and lifeless penis (aka his floppy bacon)

a girl gave me a blowjob after we went out and she slobbed on my floppy bacon

by 12kds12 April 5, 2010

Bacon

Awesomeness in the form of strips of pork, that tastes sooo good it makes your day better!

Jeff: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon?
Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty

by JayTD November 28, 2009