bartimaeus

whena woman applies a condom to a strap on and then proceeds to slide it upwards throught her male partners anus, when finished she pulls out leaving the condom stuck deep within her partners anal cavity.

When Sally stuck her strap on in Jerry's anus a bartimaeus was obtained leaving Jerry dismayed. He was left with the only option of using long metal tools to dig the condom out of his colon.

by dfhj August 20, 2006

bati_boy

Shar owns Bati boy? >_> but of course .. this isnt him.. <_<

Bones was slain by Xombie

by its NOT Shar December 15, 2003

Baltimore

A shithole city in Maryland that thinks it is Philly, but is nowhere near. Makes post-nuclear Hiroshima look like the land of milk and honey. It is the 6th most dangerous city in the US, whereas for all Philly haters, Philly is not even on the list.

BTW-DC is ALSO on the list, at like #4 or something.

Baltimore is a cesspot, and if you go there you'll get shot.

Baltimore thinks it owns Philly, but in fact, Philly will own it any day.


Crab Cakes suck ass.



Philly>B'more

by PhillyDude November 29, 2004

Baltimore County (B-more)

Baltimore County is one of the biggest countys in Maryland, and with that said that means there are alot of people there. It is very populated and you just can't catagorize the people there. There are the many private (some catholic) schools, where the girls/boys are told, taught, and raised to do one thing, and i'll be damned if they actually did. Most people think our Public School System is bad, but really the Private ones are worse. We have the areas like Catonsville where most of the kids dress, act and wish they were from howard county (just a mile away) but they arent because there parents cant afford it. Catonsville is where you have the punks and preps, but if ur not black you really dont try to be. Then theres Arbutus. <<Enough Said>> In Arbutus we have an overpopulation on wannabe-thug gangster white kids, but really they just try to hard. Its not exactly lower class, but the people there do a damn good job of making it look like it. In the surrounding areas its the same scene, Halethorpe, Relay and Lansdowne is just Arbutus times 10. If your not a wannabe-thug gangster with a 9mm or a 45 I recommend you not wonder down into what they call RiverView and the Highland Villiage. It might be the County ladies and gentleman but the folks living in this area did a damn good job of bringing the lower class population of the city across the line. There is much more of Baltimore County that I didnt mention, feel free to add!

Baltimore County (B-more) is nothing special... too big, too many ppl, too much to say, and no one truly from Baltimore can actually say it right... Its Bal-Ti-More!

by OrNot September 27, 2005

The Batman

When you're with a girl that likes to use Anal Beads on you, she puts down a tarp for when she pulls them out and you defecate.

Either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in Seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.

far out man did you here Derrick gave Randy Mandy the The Batman last night" "Yeah i heard he swooped on her like an Eagle

by Hog Hog Hog June 2, 2011

baltimoron

Someone from the western shore of Maryland visiting the eastern shore. They commonly tailgate and give the finger to locals while trying to drive to the ocean. Others will do the speed limit in the fast lane while talking on the cell phone.

"I can't wait 'til the summer is over and all these Baltimorons stay on their fuckin' side of the bay!"

by seajbee1979 September 24, 2007

Batman

when you give a girl a facial, and you cum in her hair, u stick some of the hair up like batman ears. if there is excess cum, use it to white out her eyes.

i totally batmaned that hoe last night

by huskies12 April 29, 2010