Apple-knocker

A Hudson Valley (NY) rube descended from the original Dutch settlers.

Red Skeleton's character, Clem Kaddlehopper was an apple-knocker.

by headhood December 24, 2007

Apple Cider

Apple Cider is produced from apples by a process of pressing. It is more sour and cloudy than conventional apple juice. The bad thing is, this stuff gives us some of the nastiest shits/runs/squirts ever. Be prepared to drop a more watery form of a fudge dragon if you drink some of this stuff.

Dude man, I was in the bathroom forever yesterday pondering why I drank that one gallon of Apple Cider.

by JaketheSnake311 October 16, 2007

Apple Catchers

n. Generously Proportioned Knickers

As the dust settled on the debacle that was Club Terrymont, Publican Dave Orr surveyed the wreckage and found some disturbing evidence " HOLY SHITE BATMAN...that's a pair of the Largest APPLE CATHERS I've ever seen"!

by Daxxler February 20, 2003

Apple Valley

A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. It is characterized by lots of brown hills and few brown people. It was founded by a racist bastard. There are no apples here. There's not even a damn movie theater. You have to go to Victorville or "down the hill" to Ontario or Rancho Cucamonga to do anything fun.

But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!

"Apple Valley is brown and ugly, but hey, there aren't many black people here."

*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"

by derain85 January 20, 2009

apples and oranges

The godliest 2 fruits, quite healthy.

Person 1:What about apples and oranges? They’re healthy...
Person 2:Indeed. The apple and orange goddess sent them down from heaven. proud.

by thedramahotspot January 20, 2019

apple test

N. a test given to girls with jacked up teeth, most notably Japanese girls. If you throw an apple to the girls' mouth and it sticks, she fails. you don't date her. In fact you should Run!

"I met this really cute Japanese girl in Tokyo, but she failed the apple test, so I couldn't hook up with her."

by lampshady August 12, 2006

monkey apples

feces that is expelled from your anus in a very fast and hard way, it usually happens when you delay your shit.

ooohhhh those were some ruthless monkey apples man

by Tommothebombo June 16, 2007