e-father

A father you have on the internet (not your real/blood father).

This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.

My e-father helped me out with some advice

by y0hami May 27, 2024

Dead-beat father

A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.

After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.

by Komickazee February 19, 2024

Father Boris

A priest that is biased and isn't fair among people.
Prejudice of race, gender, or sex.

Why did you get that but I was told I couldn't?
Seems like he's acting like Father Boris to me

by Gazyoofder March 23, 2024

Father

Some punk ass bitch that thinks he is cool enough to hang out with the cool kids

Person1:Hey you know that Father guy?
Person2:Yeah that stupid ass bitch that keeps trying to hang out with us?
Person1:Yessirr

by FAMILY FRIENDLY229 July 14, 2022

your father

he ran away

james: who is your father?
me: I don't know, he ran away

by willyl0ver July 30, 2022

My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022

Father

A person who always leaves to get milk for no fucking reason at all and will only come back when you become famous.

Father: Alright son Ima head out and get the milk
Me: But we got milk 2 hours ago
Father: You know me, you can never have too much milk!
Me: He’s not getting milk

by Amogusss June 13, 2022