bottled and capped

When a girl is jacking you off, and right before you cum, she squeezes your dick, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your dick sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)

I can't have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.

by Jose, James,David June 8, 2007

Cap keeper

someone who keeps the coke rewards caps for the 3-point codes to try and win the crap coke can't even sell.

Chris: Holy Hell! Did you see that?

Jack: See what?

Chris: That Cap keepers stack! It almost toppled over when I sat on the couch, I mean if those paper codes weren't there...It would have been a massacre.

by Joni Miller July 1, 2008

slummer's cap

A flat cap (usually a working-class article of clothing) when worn by someone well-off.

My usual outfit for a black-tie dinner is a suit and tie with a slummer's cap for a little flair.

by excaliburification February 27, 2011

ayo that's cap

"Hey you, that's not true" in a coolio way

Some dude: I'm a virgin
Some dude again: ayo that's cap

by reswip March 8, 2021

caps pwn

When you say something in caps lock and forget to turn it off afterwards.

lolzyay says: Z0MG ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
lolzwoo says: Yea it was crazy.
lolzyay says: yEA i BET IT WAS.
lolyay says: Shit
lolzwoo says: caps pwnage

by lolzwoo October 26, 2007

ong no cap

"Ong No Cap" means on God I'm not lying

Taehyung:you like jimin

Jungkook:I don't ong no cap

by Namtiddiejams January 14, 2021

crushing the cap

when you open a bottle of liquor and dispose of the cap, therefore having an obligation to finish the entire thing.

"We were only going to have a couple drinks, but after crushing the cap we then had to finish the whole 60."

by lola19 April 9, 2012