Koree Story

A really bad story; A pointless story

That was such a Koree Story

by TaySmitty August 3, 2010

two-story blumkin

when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.

Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.

by gradeAwood October 26, 2009

Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

Motherfucking story time

Taylor Kornoelys tik tok account

MOTHERFUCKING STORY TIME HLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLH SO ONE TIME MY MOM MADE ME TOUCH HER BOOBS!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

long short story

a short story that takes a long time to tell

*Over complicates story and adds details that are unnecessary.*
"Anyways, long short story..."
*Continues to over complicate story and add details that are unnecessary.*

by user8857 June 21, 2018

White Girl Story

A White Girl Story™ is a story that has a beginning and and end, but no real climax. Bonus points if they start stating facts that have nothing to do with the story.

Tiffany: So four years ago on a Saturday someone cut me off
John: What a White Girl Story™

by Vigarita November 26, 2019

Delusional story teller

When you tell a story but the other person forgot the details and claims it never happened. You then become animated trying to make them remember you start to look insane.

You used to bring me flowers when we first started dating remember? Oh because you forgot now I sound like a Delusional Story Teller right?!

by msscream1234 February 15, 2018