Koree Story

A really bad story; A pointless story

That was such a Koree Story

by TaySmitty August 03, 2010

cool story dude

A typical response to a dumb or pointless anecdote among friends.

Kyle: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.

Kavon: Cool Story Dude!

by Coolius September 11, 2008

two-story blumkin

when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.

Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.

by gradeAwood October 26, 2009

Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

long short story

a short story that takes a long time to tell

*Over complicates story and adds details that are unnecessary.*
"Anyways, long short story..."
*Continues to over complicate story and add details that are unnecessary.*

by user8857 June 21, 2018

White Girl Story

A White Girl Story™ is a story that has a beginning and and end, but no real climax. Bonus points if they start stating facts that have nothing to do with the story.

Tiffany: So four years ago on a Saturday someone cut me off
John: What a White Girl Story™

by Vigarita November 26, 2019

story so far

dude, go buy it NOW!

the cat peed on my sleeping bag it smells like piss

by Anonymous March 09, 2003