Soccer Mom

A term conceived in the 1996 election year to define a white, upper middle class, middle aged American mom who always makes her kids participate in way too much extracurricular bullshit, and often is an entitled karen, often seen cutting in line, blocking traffic and causing crashes, giving the ref a whole bunch of her bullshit, or being a racist prick. The soccer mom is and always has been hated by both Democrats and Republicans; Democrats hate them because they believe they voted for Bob Dole in ‘96, Bush in Y2K and ‘04, John McCain in 2008, Romney in ‘12, and the orange fat ass Donald Trump in 2016 and 2020. Republicans hate them because they believe they voted for Bill Clinton in ‘96, Al Gore in Y2K, John Kerry in ‘04, Obama in ‘08 and ‘12, Hillary in 2016, and Biden in 2020.

She is also racist as fuck, does not let her kids hang out with anyone who is not 100% White, anyone who is not heterosexual, anyone who is not explicitly a Fundamentalist Christian because they are assumed to be automatically Satanic, this includes anyone who is nonaffiliated, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Jewish, and often extends to Christians of Catholic and Church of Jesus Christ denominations. She might also be a QAnon member.

Me: That fucking soccer mom threatened to call the police on me after I hit her because she was going a “safe” 30 in a 70, and was being racist towards me because I’m 1/8 Hispanic, and called me Satanic because I’m Catholic and not a fundie.

Friend: Damn bro typical soccer mom.

by qw3r1y May 25, 2023

fugly soccer ball

this is a cheap insult that some chimpanzee uses against you. like she shouldn't be talking

bro, that bitch just called me a fugly soccer ball.

by fives online June 5, 2023

Soccer Baseball

Hill Billy slang for some parts of Canada for “kickball”.

Person 1: Hey let’s go play some soccer baseball.
Person 2: Stfu and use real names.

by grape_36 June 8, 2023

Pro Soccer Game

A pride parade

“I heard Tony went to watch that pro soccer game the other day!”

“He must be a closeted homosexual.”

by TapSnaporNap May 31, 2024

Soccer

22 Gay men go onto a soccer field and sling their dicks out at each other. If a man from team 1 gives up team 2 gets a point. The last two men standing have to slap each other in the face until one gets knocked out.

"yo wanna play soccer?" "Sure let me call my dudes up and we'll do it"

by John the soccer pro April 26, 2025

Soccer Karen

Soccer Karen; A Karen with athletic Karenability; typically spectating an athletic competition, in which her offspring compete.

" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".

by saavy chimp April 9, 2024

Soccer

A loud and proud LGBTQ+ activity where a bunch of girly Europeans kick a ball around for way too long. Somehow popular today, soccer is known for being incredibly ridiculous.

Did you know that Greg plays soccer? I wonder if his parents know he’s gay yet.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024