A sexual act in which someone is given oral sex while sitting on a toilet, usually whilst they are using said toilet.
"You were in the bathroom for like 20 minutes, you good?"
"I'm doing great! Stella just gave me a blumpkin!"
"I'm doing great! Stella just gave me a blumpkin!"
by IkeaSquid July 4, 2024
Get the Blumpkin mug.the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.
by LiveLaughGoon March 28, 2024
Get the Blumpkin mug.when one is flicking and/or their nipples while receiving a blumpkin (getting head while on the toilet pooping
by eliteballerboy69 April 11, 2024
Get the Flicker Blumpkin mug.I caught my buddy banging my wife little did he know his wife gave me an upper blumpkin at his house warming party.
by Nicky-eyes June 20, 2020
Get the Upper Blumpkin mug.When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines
(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))
(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025
Get the Mongolian blumpkin fister mug.A vehicle used to for cascading the soil dunes of any central slash state (e.g Maryland). The rider is known to wear a fake fake-digital camo jumpsuit and be goofy at all times. For the vehicle to be considered a Yamaha Blumpkin, the rider must taking a shit at all times while on the vehicle.
"Yo dude that guy totally shredded while on his Yamaha Blumpkin today."
"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
by Zordon19104 March 25, 2013
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