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Spotted blumpkin

When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces
The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.
by Oklahoma tingler December 27, 2022
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Prairie Blumpkin

When blowing a homie they throw an egg in your face
Nic was giving Brandon a bro-job till brandon pulled out a pocket and and launch it into Nic's face. Turning it into a prairie blumpkin
by Slana November 5, 2024
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red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
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COUNTRY BLUMPKIN

Giving a blumpkin, (BJ on the Privy) in an Outhouse.
Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....
by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023
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Reverse blumpkin

The act in which the female is taking a shit on the toilet, and the man stands facing her while she is jacking off his penis. Until love juice is ejaculated upon her chest. (Also known as a reverse blandie) (blumpkin handie)
“That ain’t nothing dude my gf gave me a reverse blumpkin”
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie”
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner
by mrbigdaddy69 February 16, 2020
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Queen of Blumpkins

When a 28 year old blonde haired Walmart associate gives you a decent blowjob while you are on the toilet after a day filled with Indian food and spicy tacos...
Britni was so good at this, she must be the queen of blumpkins!
by Lind478& June 2, 2018
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Self-Blumpkin Technique

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025
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