The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.
When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.
by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011
Get the One Week Standmug. Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.
Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the America Does Not Stand With Israelmug. when you have a dildo up your asshole and not vagina. this is often used when lap dancing a older gentleman who can’t get it up again.
by nicki_minaj_fan May 15, 2025
Get the t-rex standmug. by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023
Get the I’m standing on both endsmug. Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer
by Anonymous-person February 25, 2023
Get the Jack standingmug. When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017
Get the Swedish Stand-Offmug. by Timopher December 15, 2020
Get the The moon is a standmug.