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no fap friday

the idea of not fapping every friday
Friend: You wanna fap?

Other Friend: No its no fap friday
by fortniterule34 November 16, 2022
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The Fap

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat
The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1
by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022
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Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison
Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022
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Fap

A term used by Dace Reider to ¨Jerk it¨
Leana left me but I still fapped to her pictures.
by TravisSocks May 5, 2022
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fap trolling

A non-consensual kink wherein someone engages in trolling behavior online to attempt to “dominate” unsuspecting participants in a forum or a comment section, with the explicit intent to derive sexual gratification from this act. Some fap trollers will make it clear that they are fantasizing about the emotional state or physical appearance of their targets in their comments. The targets may be members of the fap troll’s preferred gender, but this is not always the case. Can be difficult to differentiate from regular trolling but the content of their comments can reveal their intent.
Example 1
Person 1: this person keeps trolling me in this comment section and won’t leave me alone!
Person 2: They seem to be really enthusiastic about the idea that they’re making you angry, they’re probably fap trolling, stop commenting if you really want to annoy them

Example 2
Person 1: Hey, I saw like a million comments you left on this one post, I didn’t know you cared that much about subject
Person 2: I don’t really care that much, I was just fap trolling, I didn’t realize it would show up on your feed, my bad
by sunnydestruxtion May 5, 2022
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fap bank bounce

U see dat waifu on dat show, u know u gon google datass lata. Lata comes around... first result: huggin her tom brady-ass bitch.
Yo I wuz watchin community, u betta believe I wuz bankin dat Annie Edison ass, googled it, waddayaknow, datass is bein hugged by sum OTHA muthafucka, ooooo, fap bank bounce d!
by coffeedarklover September 25, 2022
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fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
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