When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the Egg on my face mug.The act of cumming a massive load into someone’s mouth with someone you see regularly, similar to how Old Faithfuls geysers erupt every 44 minutes to an hour
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Get the Old Faceful mug.When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).
Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!
Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.
Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.
Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
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a phrase once spoken by YouTuber LS Mark, criticizing SpongeBob's expressive and silly animation claiming it's trying to make "The Next Big Meme Face".
Although Mark would later retract and apologize for this statement, the clip and phrase would later become a meme itself mocking the people that believe this claim.
Although Mark would later retract and apologize for this statement, the clip and phrase would later become a meme itself mocking the people that believe this claim.
LS Mark: "But here it's just done for the sake of it, in the hopes that it might become The Next Big Meme Face".
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