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Dog Jaw

When someone gives such a sloppy blowjob it's like your dog licking peanut butter off your balls.
Man that bitch was drooling so crazy she had such a dog jaw..
by Ibuddhaaa November 29, 2021
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dogs

Toes (Usually when they're strange and funny looking)
- Who let the dogs out mate?
- Them dogs looking nasty
by pipibanditi August 1, 2022
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Dog

A cute af furball made of rainbows and joy
by anonymous May 4, 2022
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Swiss dog

To make the Swiss Dog you must acquire these ingredients:
A Park Grill
Hot Dogs
Thin sliced Swiss Cheese
Hamburger buns
A knife
Mustard

Step One: Start Grill
Step Two: Cut open hot dog down the middle on one side and stuff it with thinly sliced Swiss cheese
Step Three: Lay dogs up right so that cheese doesn’t fall out onto the already lit Grill
Step Four: Once done take a bottom bun from a hamburger bun and grab the fucker off the grill lay some spicy ass mustard on that bitch.
Step 5: Enjoy it like your on Deathrow.
Person 1: Hey want to come camping and make some Swiss dogs?
Person 2: I would absolutely love to down some Swiss dogs tonight!
by Member.dic April 12, 2023
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Pocket Dogging

Cutting out the inside of ones' pants pockets to play with one's dog.
Look at the guy over there standing by the girls washroom. I cant see his hands, what is he doing? He must be pocket dogging!
by Maple Leaf Fan/Pocking dogger February 14, 2012
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Trevor's Dog is Dead

A phrase used to win any argument and cannot be countered. In addition, You cannot stack a Trevor's Dog is Dead on top of a Trevor's dog is Dead.
A-a-ron: Rainbow six is a bad game.

Archer: Well, Trevor's Dog is Dead, so....

A-a-ron: Damn, you win.
by ZMan501st June 6, 2018
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Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024
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