(noun) A dog who's primary motivation in life is eating people food from the table. Food dogs are typically fixed and have owners with bad habits of feeding them. Almost 100% of beagles are food dogs.
"Fido is kind of just a food dog now that he's fixed. He doesn't need to impress the ladies so hes always under my feet at the table"
by sulungskwa November 4, 2019

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by Coondawger December 28, 2017

A Purring dog is that one friend who is known for saying the most unpredictable and/or confusing sentences known to man kind without warning or fail.
Like a Purring dog, when they open their mouth, it leaves you both stunned and confused.
Like a Purring dog, when they open their mouth, it leaves you both stunned and confused.
Group of friends: *chatting*
Dave: “you know, the north and the south poles are exactly 1 earth apart from eachother”
The group: *stunned silence*
Steve: “Dave, you are a fucking purring dog.
Or
“Don’t take Dave too seriously, he’s a bit of a purring dog”
Dave: “you know, the north and the south poles are exactly 1 earth apart from eachother”
The group: *stunned silence*
Steve: “Dave, you are a fucking purring dog.
Or
“Don’t take Dave too seriously, he’s a bit of a purring dog”
by Serbian_Father_Figure January 14, 2023
