dog

a turtle

"seek dog"
"could this be dog?"
"lovable sort ahead"
"try fingers
but hole"

by The Loathsome Dung Eater April 22, 2022

Corned Dog

Slang term for corned beef out of a tin.

Give us some of that corned dog with chips please.

by Baz69 July 16, 2022

Bad Dog

When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.

I shaved my legs for that bad dog and he just ignored me and fell asleep.

by elsbeth April 30, 2022

Dog Water

A word stupid 10 year olds on Fortnite use because they're annoying jokes.

Dog water actually means cum ok

10 year old: 220 dog water boxed like a fish
14 year old boy:

by Your ugly mom February 10, 2021

doofus dog

A dumb dog who barks a lot and can’t stfu and has a dumb owner

Did u see that dumb owner waking Her doofus dog

by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles

"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"

by DaggerCat February 26, 2014