Dirty Dog

the resulting object of one ejaculating into a firm sock, eating it, then shitting it out.

Johnathan left a dirty dog in my pillowcase

by HavilMusic May 27, 2018

emo dog

To get a emo dog you can buy by calling 911 for free I emo dog siblings are usually jojo Siwa 2.0 and jake paul, every single Emo dog must have hairy legs, A Emo dog knows how to talk emo dogs do not walk on 4 ,emo dogs craft belly button rings

Emo dogs are allowed to go to a bar

by Emodogjojo20 December 29, 2021

butthead face dog cur

Typically used to describe an annoying brother who is inclined to hurt himself frequently using sharpened sticks, rocks, vehicles, stairs, or whatever is most readily available.

I called my brother Ethan a butthead face dog cur yesterday after he sat on my bed while I was trying to talk to my boyfriend on the phone.

by yoyodawwwwg March 22, 2019

Boon Dog

A boon dog is a person who is paid large amounts of money and does not deliver what is expected of them.

Jon Gruden could become the NFL's biggest Boon Dog head coach ever if he fails at making the Oakland Raiders a Super Bowl in contender 2018 after being paid $1 Million per year .

by EBMusic April 06, 2018

Swiss Raw Dog

Eating the last piece of cheese at the end of a Raclette dinner without any potatoes or sides.

OMG Fabio, are you really about to Swiss raw dog the remaining cheese?!

by gurgelihans February 01, 2024

meisch dog

A Meisch Dog is a wonderful magical creature. Half pet half boyfriend. It's very nice and has a great will to please. It brings coffee to bed, every morning and gets you underpants and socks into the bathroom if you forgot to bring it your yourself. It's also very intelligent and can do every imaginable mathtask you can't. It smells good, but is sometimes weird and talks hours about annoying animefacts you really don't want to know.

That was very nice, you are such a good Meisch Dog!!!
Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!

by KatChen1901 February 23, 2017

Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)

Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it

by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021