Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.
Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!
by mama_jazz August 10, 2016
Get the two facemug. by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020
Get the Poo facemug. When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
Get the Toe faced bitchmug. Face like turblance..
FALSELY accusing her own..
Carries her lies on her back..
Would even eat her own kin..
That's no jk haulage face..
Bum bag attack..
Becareful..
Truck full of sausage rolls wouldn't negotiate with she!!
FALSELY accusing her own..
Carries her lies on her back..
Would even eat her own kin..
That's no jk haulage face..
Bum bag attack..
Becareful..
Truck full of sausage rolls wouldn't negotiate with she!!
by Yingshu February 16, 2024
Get the haulage facemug. Lana del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place...
Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
by i am most likely god August 15, 2024
Get the angel face disastermug. Face-Couging is when a mother uses the social website Facebook to find younger sexual partners. Face-cougars most often seek out the childhood friends of their offspring, those subjects offering an excuse for first contact.
by Mister Fitzgerald January 5, 2011
Get the Face-Cougingmug. Istg if you are looking for this word cuz you met a Gemini your friendship will not last lol Gemini’s dont like being out into stereotypes watchu gon do about it -by a gemini lol
by isabellathegeminipoopoos August 27, 2020
Get the Two facedmug.