Ur Dog A Cat

the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.

Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*

by UMGUDLUGTUDF May 23, 2018

dog drool

when you accidentally nut on dark colored clothing

“Oh yeah mom, that’s just dog drool.”

by arcadesilence August 24, 2021

Dog

Penis

Rubbin' his dog on my face he was so slow.

Suckin' his dog quickly and it starts to grow.

by anonymous July 15, 2022

Money Dog

A money dog is... Dog...With money, it collects hoes as it likes to fuck them too.

"Oh man, he is a real money dog.

by Fagboi98-2901324 August 8, 2017

Dog Shit

The leftover grey, white, and black ashy residue left in the bottom of a pipe or bubbler from smoking marijuana.

Jimmy: "Hey man it's your turn."
Derrick: "Nah man, that's dog shit, let me pack another one."

by ThatGuyAlex October 20, 2021

Toledo Chili Dog

When you defecate on a woman's chest then have sex with her breasts

Brandon ate some Rudy's then gave a random chick a Toledo Chili Dog

by B Random419 April 29, 2022

The dogs

The fat rolls on the back of someone’s neck

“Did you see the dogs pooping out at school today”
“Yeah, they were huge”

by Ogre9000 December 12, 2019