Hot Mic

After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.

After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.

by Floor duh man November 30, 2024

Go chili your own hot dog

Do it yourself

Can you pick that paper up?

*Go chili your own hot dog!!*

by Chili and dogs September 7, 2022

Naked Hot

A person whose appearance is ugly. But once you see them without a shirt they are hot.

Bodybuilders are naked hot, I mean look at their face disgusting... but their bodies are something else

by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019

Hot Flasher

A middle aged woman that is Super Sexy and going thru menopause.

OMG!!! She’s a HOT flasher!

by FREDERICK SUSANNE June 14, 2019

Red Hot Chili Peppered

As seen in the movie "Top Five", it's when someone sticks a tampon with hot sauce on it up someone's ass.

I pulled out my hot sauce and my tampon, and I shoved it up his ass.

You red hot chili peppered him?
Yes I did

by topfiveallnight March 27, 2015

Hot Lube

When the male forgets a condom so the female used her shit as lube

Mike: shit I forgot a condom
Grace: don’t worry I just took a shit hot lube is the move

by Rolly Rolly with some gum June 14, 2018

Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012