daddy face

A face a dominant male gets when he is doing/wand to do some kinky shit. It’s fucking hot.

Has anyone told you that’s you get daddy face when we make out?

by usernamefor500 August 15, 2019

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face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.

"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."

by rankled up July 21, 2009

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Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

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glunglice face

Something your significant other calls you when he/she is mad at you for saying they dont give you attention anymore, so you have become an attention whore by her/his standards.

"You are a glunglice face _____"

by DawnNxxemotard October 14, 2006

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