oatmeal pie face

kenya moore

boo boo… oatmeal pie face… sheree would not be the one to mess with

by thee bone collector November 5, 2022

Face full of web

Going down on a woman with 70'some bush

I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.

by FluffyBob September 17, 2016

Supafactolinchamito face

Someone who tells a story for so long they lose everyone listening to the stories attention and intrest. Or somone who tries to tell a joke but goes on about it for too long and it becomes not funny.

Yea that guy is a total Supafactolinchamito face

by jdcumbot January 22, 2011

The Whole Face

The Whole Face

The Whole Face

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Butter face

Pronounced: BUH-terr face.

Noun: When the female sex has an exceptionally attractive body but her (Butter) face is extremely unattractive i.e. Mexican half grown mustache, moles , acne ect.

Damn that body looks fine! Oh man, butter face

by ShallowMale March 2, 2014

Face-pull

The act of taking a large mouthful of liquor (of any kind) to the face. It must come straight from the bottle, no exceptions. If possible, remove the slow-pour device installed on such a bottle. A true face pull is taken at the maximum liquor flow rate possible. After completing a face-pull one is to repeat the process and demand that another fellow partygoer does the same.
Origin: Boulder, Colorado, USA

"Hayden, I just missed my flight to Boulder to buy a handle of Belvedere. I hope you realize the second you walk in the door you are taking a face-pull."

"Fuck, ok I guess you are right."

VIVA LA FACE-PULL

by Time is always money March 27, 2012

face-driving

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.

I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"

by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011