Hot gas pass

With your wife's hair dryer in hand, turn it on high heat and high flow. Point discharge end of hair dryer toward her and fart an unfiltered fart in the intake of said hair dryer.

The ol lady was putting her face on in the master bath when I gave her a hot gas pass that made her gag.

by Texas MPM October 10, 2019

Hot Dog Sock

A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.

"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."

"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."

by Crackin Jackin September 17, 2018

hot n' toasty

super hot, not boiling, toaster temperature

oh boy it sure is hot n' toasty in here

by morting March 17, 2025

Hot Pants

When someone goes agro on you. They rage with so much anger their face goes red and smoke comes out their ears, their eyes turn black like satan and they can burn you and sizzle you to a crisp and ashes or sometimes make you explode. Can also be used when someone is sassy or rude. Don't mess with someone when they are hot pants, because you will get hurt. When someone is hot pants it it dark times and you don't dare mess with them.

Example 1
Person 1: HURRY UP
Person 2: Woaahhh no need to go all hot pants on me
Person 3: Yeah your pants are hot hot hot today.

Example 2
Person 1: *they are currently hot pants*
Person 2: *Annoys them*
Person 1: Honey you've got a big storm coming

by kathydogga December 25, 2015

Carolinian Hot Breakfast

A sexual act where you wake up, drain the snake into a cup, cook up some grits and jerk off over the top. You then bring your partner breakfast in bed and serve them their meal.

My boyfriend was such a sweetheart, he served me a good old Carolinian hot breakfast over the weekend!

by Treabis October 27, 2017

Hot Dutch Boy

Shitting your pants and locking the windows. Or otherwise trapping someone under the covers.

"Get ready for the Hot Dutch Boy fellas!" As he locks the windows up.

by Knightvladimier August 31, 2021

hot marshmellows

First coined by Canadian superstar rapper Choclair, the term 'hot marshmellows' refers to the experience of being so sexually satisfied that you feel like you are floating on a bed of hot, sticky marshmallow.

Ryan had me feeling like hot marshmellows last night. He had me screaming for s'more!

by heartblown April 7, 2017