a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match
by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021
Get the Resting pitch facemug. All social media influencers have the same face because they get the same plastic surgery procedures done and do their makeup similarly.
by sunny dunny June 2, 2021
Get the Influencer Facemug. by xXML6xSn1p1n6xPr0Xx August 19, 2014
Get the Fuck Facemug. by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020
Get the Poo facemug. Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.
Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!
by mama_jazz August 10, 2016
Get the two facemug. When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
Get the Toe faced bitchmug. 