Pulled a Kruziik

Hitting yourself in the forehead with a dildo

"Hahaha, he stuck a dildo to his own forehead..totally pulled a Kruziik"

by absolutelynotbec January 23, 2020

Pulling a Ban

Pulling a Ban is having a dumb excuse or can't think of a simple excuse not to show up to a job or some sort of activity

Luth: Hey you want to play Project Zomboid? Jack: Nah I can't, I have a stomach ache. Jerry: Great, Jack is pulling a Ban, what a little bitch

by Lamar The Sterotype November 11, 2022

pulling a Felix

Being in a discord call and just having your fan constantly making sound into your mic like you're coming in from Mt Everest Peak.

Look at him go, he's pulling a Felix again

by Zpoodies February 15, 2022

pulling a sinjin

when your friend yells at you for losing in a video game even though you did exactly as he told.

"Duuuude... how did you die, did you even listen?"
"You are not pulling a sinjin right now"

by Semmi February 23, 2024

pull the ton

Doing over 100 mph in a vehicle.
Maybe used for 100 kph which is essentially 0-60mph time.

British units say 100 stone = 1 ton.

pulling the ton, pushing the ton can be used as well.

That bike could pull the ton in 5 seconds flat!

by Jebaah March 11, 2014

Pulling a Maxi B

Pulling a Maxi B based on Max Barber, is getting extremely drunk, fucking a girl who you've never met before in a forest clearing or ditch, without using a johnny.

Pulling a Maxi B
- alright maaate, what did you get up to last night.
- went to a party and pulled a Maxi B mate.
- standard mate.

- Bashy

by Your Momma 9990 October 15, 2009

pulling a Will

when one half of a relationship is causing disfunction. Most commonly, "pulling a Will" is defined as never being reachable, but constantly demanding.

"It's ridiculous. He can always get me, but i can never get him... he's totally pulling a Will."

by Emma410 January 15, 2008