cock scribble

When he uses the cock to write something with little to no effort, using either pen ink or nut

Girl1: So he did a cock scribble on me last night!
Girl2: What?
Girl1: He wrote Bazinga on my back with pen ink, with his pp
Girl2: Oh epic!

by egg bitch March 4, 2020

Cock Gobbler

Something we've all got in ourself, the part of us that just wants steal that persons girlfriend or to be in the way of someone and his crush having sex/getting together.

Fuck you yo fucking cock gobbler.

by Salvia Trader March 10, 2020

Shit face cock master

When you fuck ur sister

Cathy: step bro stop being a shit face cock master

by Illegal memes for quackity March 20, 2020

Metamorphic Cock

Similar to a Metamorphic Rock, but with the male genitalia instead of the rock.

I’ve heard he’s got one hell of a metamorphic cock!

by MetamorphicCockMan March 22, 2020

Cock jungle

When your pubes are over grown or a very hairy vagina on a whore

Noah has a cock jungle

by Imreborrn March 22, 2020

Cock Javelin

Ripping a cock off a male subject and throwing it like a javelin into the male subject's ass.

Hey babe want to cock javelin me in the ass?

by WantSomePie? March 23, 2020

tilly cock

When you are having sex but can’t get hard so you fake it

‘Dude yesterday I couldn’t get hard ‘

‘Ah you pulled a Tilly cock‘

by Bella jazzy April 29, 2020