Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

Skid face

How fucked up you look like when you drop your Harley for 50 meters

Oh, Rodrigo is a fucked up skid face!

by IDontEatSoap August 24, 2017

face modifier

Camera term for turning the flash off and setting the shutter speed to 1/4000th Sec

Q -How do I make this portrait picture look better?
A .Use the face modifier/

by The Camera Always Lies May 9, 2018

Buzzard Face

Used to describe British English men from Roman Descent. Typical features include a long face, long thin Roman nose and a condescending tone, based on an air of xenophobic superiority, despite being previously ruled by the Roman Empire and French.

That Twin Lannister actor is a right Buzzard Face, isn’t he?

by Fandamme January 30, 2018

Face Card

American Express “ platinum or Gold” credit cards.

popularized on social media as “face card never declines” hence the fact that American Express credit cards are elite credit cards, and tend to never decline.

That was expensive! Its okay face card never declines.

by Anonymous 2671 January 22, 2024

Fart face

Fart face: A person who got farted on the face and when you sit on a persons face and fart.

He woke up angry.
Why? My cousin sat on his face and farted!
Fart face.

by AR-Rockets April 5, 2022

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024