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Going Out Shirt

A sole trusted garment usually worn by a man coming to the end of his social lifecycle.

When a male believes himself to be in his prime he will either carefully or indiscriminately choose from a wide variety of garments for the wide variety of social occasions his youth and social status offers. At this point in his life the male subjectively believes all such garments 'looks good on him'. As the male ages he naturally becomes subjectively and objectively less 'in his prime' and studies have shown that there is a negative correlation between the 'distance from prime', the number of social events available for attendance, and the number of garments trusted to grace these occasions. When a male declines to the point they have next to no social interactions, the number of shirts that are subjectively ok for going out dwindles to just one. Please note at this point the suitability of the shirt is purely subjective, as there is also a correlation between distance from prime and fashion blindness. Objectively the shirt may be hideous or simply be fashion from the wrong decade. Once a male is down to one shirt he can never go back up to two or more, the shirt is the shirt and although it may be replaced (depending on how long the male tries to string it out), there is only ever one at this point. At this juncture the man can objectively be described as wearing 'his going out shirt" (singular).
Oh look, Ian must be staying out, he's in his going out shirt.
by DevSecOpsMan July 14, 2023
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Emily finds out

Emily finds out was a popular meme throughout 2020-2022 which featured a typically an ASMR audio and a young girl (most likely under 10) “finding out” she is a insert style/aesthetic. She would make a Snapchat post about it, making the background color fit the style. (for example, goth=black) She would then write a few sentences that typically would say something similar to “I JUST FOUND OUT I’M style!” In the same sentence, (and the next) she would then spam emojis that fit the style. (for example, preppy=🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋💕💕💕💕💕💕💕✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻) She would typically add these amount of emojis after each sentence. Another thing she typically added in her post was similar to “IF YOU’RE NOT STYLE THEN DON’T COME NEAR ME!” Of course, with tons of emojis. One last thing she’d add was a “Mix your 5 recent emojis” and “Mine: insert 5 most recent emojis” typically with a neon font.
While scrolling through Shorts, I found an Emily finds out meme.
by Pannwinner1 July 25, 2023
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blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.
Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.
by Shitshow1986 July 6, 2022
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first day out

First day out (of jail) when you buss it out the pack differently!
Dave: Yo, I just seen Lil Keed going ham!
Roddy Ricch: Yeah G, it's his first day out ! We gotta give it to him!
by James with the Names July 19, 2022
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Head Out The Sunroof

When a man is laying down and his “thing” is sticking out of his zipper.
I’ve got my head out the sunroof.
by WheezyCheeze August 3, 2022
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Shit The Fuck Out

When someone, a situation, or an object looses all ability to perform and succeed with its intended purpose.
Anthony, do you think you could guestlist me and a few girls for the show tonight? Sorry man I cant, the list is fully shit the fuck out.
by Logantheplumber June 29, 2022
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Bait out day

Bait out day is the UK’s national day to bait out people.

It’s mostly celebrated on valentine’s day.
Example: @(username) cheated on Sierra with Maddie and is hitting up other girls.
Don’t blame me it’s bait out day
by urlocalskettss February 15, 2022
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