Cummy Bum Syndrome

The syndrome where your bummy is full of cummy cum.

"Bro why the fuck are you looking up cummy bum syndrome are you fucking deranged?!"

by anonymous July 25, 2023

Internet Badass Syndrome

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.

It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.

If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.

by q359 July 25, 2023

Cudi Syndrome

Being an asshole to your fans for seemingly no reason

“My fans don’t name themselves sh-t. If you call yourself a “kitten” or f-cking “kittenz” that means you need to get off your phone and get a job and help your parents with the house,”
-Doja Cat suffering from Cudi Syndrome

by Funny-Valentine49 July 26, 2023

mass shooter syndrome

It happens to silent and quiet people when they encounter a situation and they get irritated inside.

John: she kept asking stupid questions in the meeting and I had this Mass shooter syndrome and couldnt tell her to shut up.

by Samooooooo July 26, 2023

Restless Vagina Syndrome

Female equivalent of Bue Balls

You left me with Restless Vagina Syndrome

by NerdyGirl420 July 28, 2023

Elongated flap syndrome

Massively enlarged vaginal flap

Don’t use a thong, flap will stick out and blow in the wind (elongated flap syndrome)

by WilliamOhuxter July 30, 2023

Potato Syndrome

A psychological symptom that is most common among Gamers, particularly those who have recently owned a high-end gaming device after an extensive period of time using low-end ones, which are commonly referred to as Potato PCs or laptops. Although their new devices can run high graphics, gamers with Potato Syndrome would experience anxiety and worry that high settings might over-stress their devices and would turn the graphics down.

-Man I just bought a 4090 but I just worry I would destroy it with all those settings.
-Oh you have severe potato syndrome from your mom's laptop, just turn those graphics on don't worry.

by Davy2236 July 31, 2023