noodle face

noodle face is a situation where you ate tons of simple carbs and salt causing your face to puff up.

I ate chinese and the day after i looked ugly due to my noodle face

by @mrkulci October 16, 2020

Funny Face

I looked a lot like a Vogue magazine
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream
Flawless and loveless, no intimacy
I only lived to be seen
Not to be touched, too clean

Chorus: Repeat 2X
Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face
Billions of dollars are spent on the face
Covering, smoothing, and changing the shape
Everyone wanted a face just like mine
Nobody wanted me
Only to look like me

I'm ungrateful but I don't care
I hear comments from everywhere
Probably nothing behind the face
The face, the face

That was the day that I jumped off the bridge
Trying to end it all, I barely lived
Doctor Lamaar said "your face is a mess"
All of the rest you can guess

I got my one request
(He got his one request)
And I am happy, yes
(And he is happy, yes)
I got my one request
(He got his funny face)
And I am happy, yes
And I am happy, happy, happy, happy, happy

Funny face, I got my funny face
Funny face, I got my funny face

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 15, 2021

Stale Facing

When you are lowkey throwing shade and you high key being salty

Sally constantly be stale facing me because it took her man.

by Sometin Bout U Girrrl April 21, 2018

Constructioned face

A constructioned face, it means when you have a perfect shape of face. Your eyes, mouth, lips, eyebrows, nose, and face are perfectly shaped and fit with each other.

👩🏾/🧑🏾: posts a video of them selfs

👤: you have a very constructioned face😩
👩🏾/🧑🏾: awh thank you so much!

by F3v3rdr34m July 22, 2021

Lego Face

The same look of extreme pain and anger on one's face as though they just accidentally stepped on a lego.

I know dad was pissed about the car he had his lego face on.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

The Tile Hill Face

When a girl from the Tile Hill region smokes too much in their young teens and are destined to end up having the face of Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud.

The Tile Hill Face: Eg. Of course the girl sitting on the back of the bus is a Tile Hill face, so mainstream, I didn't ask to see that today!

by Shoeham August 7, 2017

dani face

A Dani face is when you are in serious trouble and you need to fix your mistake quick

Dani gave a stern look when someone had really misbehaved . It last for what seemed forever. It was a Dani face !

by Whise old soul June 11, 2018