phantom blue balls

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.

Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.

by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018

cruch my balls

i beg

i want you to cruch my balls

by thefrench_baget November 24, 2022

virtual balls

the act of talking/ typing rude and or annoying messages out of passive aggressiveness.

I don't have real balls so i use my virtual balls to hate on innovative people.

by foxysanfrancisco June 27, 2018

Tony Ball

The dattiest neeky game for distinguishing gentlemen to gather and unite as one whilst abusing a certain old gentleman and his decrepit wife.

Damn boys, it’s a fine day to go and play a fat game of Tony Ball

by Tiniest of balls July 28, 2022

Monkey Balls

Basic balls but on monkeys go search it up

oooooooh those are some MASSIVE monkey balls!

by nobitchesonlymen April 27, 2022

balls

something that you don't have

you really think you have the balls to do this?

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

balls

more than one ball.

Person: I love balls sm.
Other Person: Me too, I love when they're bouncy!

by kyo <33 October 19, 2023