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long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face
Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.
by Salty capt. January 26, 2018
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face not glass

When a situation is not good or a person might be cased up in a type of way
“Bro my ex is at the party face not glass”

Or

Girl: can you take me home

Guy: face not glass
Girl:why

Guy: everyone will see
by Urban out break January 25, 2020
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North Face me

The act of asking a person to provide you with the warmth of a North Face Windbreaker before entering a musical venue that is going to provide Hardcore music or Pop-punk, also known as Easy-core, music to the youth of the douchebag New Jersey youth.
Yo bro, North Face me, we are about to head over to the Madball show.
by ProxRunsNJ April 15, 2011
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To Face Adversity

To have a really bad shit, or any other bowel-related distress.
Person 1: I had some gnarly Indian food and had to face adversity on the drive home.
Person 2: Same. We unite in the face of adversity.
by Oezys April 15, 2024
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Prickly Pussy Face

Prickly Pussy Face (PPS) is the face that you get the morning after you fall asleep on a prickly pussy (early stages of freshly shaved pubic hair, growing back in a spikey form). Sort of like the creases that you get after falling asleep on a couch.
-Have you seen Alex at breakfast, he busted in with that Prickly Pussy Face...
-Smells like it too, cuh...
by BigmanDcuh February 27, 2021
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Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019
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hoe face

A face that exhibits the quality of a hoe: dick sucking lips, probably heavy eyeliner or something

Not to be confused with "hoe phase".
She had a hoe face during her hoe phase.
by Queen Thy February 18, 2023
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