face tweeting

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.

Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."

by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010

jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.

Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."

by Pulfie123 December 08, 2017

Flange face

An Asian person because they often have faces that appear flat, like a flange.

That flange face looks like he walked face first, straight into a brick wall.

by May 27, 2021

Cheetoh Face

People with really bad acne; bumpy gross looking face

Dale asked a girl to homecoming but, she no you have a cheetoh face... Dale was sad.

by Ballchomper69 October 13, 2013

donut faced Bitch

Spray tan round faced double chin bitch

That donut faced bitch was looking at me

by Boatonredd218 February 12, 2017

Faced

when proven wrong people usually say this in order to rub it in your face that they proved you wrong

"He was gay I tell you"
"then why is he kissing that girl?"
"because....uh..."
"OOO FACED!"

by AARgeek January 22, 2004

Faced

When you put your hand over somebody's face.

When I walked into the kitchen and saw that baby, I faced it so hard. He almost started crying.

by The White Kevin Cosner February 04, 2021