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your momming

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.
Bill: What are you doing?

John: Your mom.

Bill: No seriously?

John: Your mom.

Bill: It's not funny!

John: Your mom is not funny.

Bill: Stop it!

John: That's what your mom said.

Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!

(Tim walks in)

Tim: What happened?

Bill: Your mom.

Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!

PWND!

Bill: I love your momming
by fort awesome November 14, 2010
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Your Truth

Your Truth a concept that is completely subjective and based entirely on individual perception or emotion without grounds in fact, it is used exclusively by the people who want to prosecute people for wrong think by using emotion rather than fact by changing the legal system to guilt by accusation alone with the burden of proof on the accused rather than the prosecution.
"State Your Truth and have Goody Proctor executed for witch craft because she didn't agree with you on everything"
by KolchakTheNightStalker January 6, 2023
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is your ass on?

To ask if one is angry (IYAO)
Guy: Hey babe is your ass on?

Girl: HELL YEAH MY ASS IS ON!! FUCK YOU!!
by Trustmeimadictor April 24, 2018
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your red

Your best friend

Your red is someone you know over 10 years, who is like a brother to you, who just annoys you and you casually call him a bastard
Who is your red“ „ you are my red
by Herrfajo April 17, 2023
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your mordi

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person 1: your mordi 【å】
by shreggert October 6, 2020
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Your Lanta

Medicine that a young child asks for when their stomach hurts
My tummy hurts daddy, can I have some of Your Lanta?
by likeitiz December 7, 2010
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Your Opinion

Trust me. It means nothing. Your opinion = ❌
by Nickhateseveryone February 15, 2021
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