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Woke

Woke
Progressives put too much emphasis on being woke.
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
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Woke

The ideal of being a pussy ass bitch. Usually accompanied by being offended easily and having a vag.
I think I heard Toby's vag flapping in the wind. He's a woke ass little bitch.
by Itstimebaby March 12, 2023
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Woke

A word used to describe a normal person or organization grounded in reality.
Person A: "Oh my god, people are wearing pronoun pins at work, and they're allowing it! My workplace has become so woke.

Person B: "That's not the insult you think it is."
by Mondfeuer November 19, 2022
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woke-off

When people engage in a virtue-signalling competition to prove who is more "woke" than the other
"It was a total woke-off in class today"

"I think I'll just have to have a woke-off with this essay"

"the liberal arts is just a woke-off"
by theredandblueblur March 31, 2025
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woke

An obsolete term that used to have meaning, but as more people began to use it for different situations, it became meaningless. Pat yourself on the back because this word is dead. The new phrase that should be used is: dead inside.
I'm so woke... oh, wait. That word is obsolete. I guess that means I'm dead inside.
by Dead Inseyed February 21, 2022
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Woke

Woke : what you said was very offensive, stop mansplaining us!, KILL ALL MEN!

P2: I just liked your shoes bruh
by Madladwhosvlad December 7, 2022
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