eggs are cracking

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.

1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!

by joijoihere August 15, 2017

eggs colorado

Burnt eggs.

You had the heat too high! You now have eggs Colorado.

by kittymccockfolds July 2, 2018

Lay an egg

To take a big shit

"I've got to go lay an egg!!!"

by sunnystormyblue April 17, 2021

Egg Fart

A gas cloud that is expelled by coworkers while eating lunch in their cube.

The cubefarm decided to eat lunch in the cafeteria after Matt tossed an egg fart their way.

by TroyDoode January 20, 2008

egg sucker

One who is a genuine fuckwad & who may also suck eggs in their free time.

"Look at that egg sucker over there"

by bageltothemax March 11, 2015

Kinder Egg

An annoying and overrated toy that's been going strong for 44 years. They're banned in America because some Americans view them as dangerous (some kids have been known to eat the whole thing without knowing that there's a toy inside and had to be rushed to the hospital).

It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.

Kinder Eggs are overrated. Thank god I grew up with the Wonder Ball instead.

by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018

goose egg

a zero..nada...nafin'

Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003