The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

Samuel Johnson

average child lover

yeah its a shame he was arrested. Really showed his inner Samuel Johnson there.

by sausage_animations January 5, 2023

lyla johnson

Lyla loves ted

Lyla why you such a Lyla johnson

by popodog March 31, 2021

Blake johnson

A low-key term for "blowjob"

"Yeah man, I went to her house and she gave me the ol' Blake Johnson

by AustinSmith53 October 25, 2015

The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

Daddy Johnson

A creepy person who thinks of themseleves as a daddy for whatever reason. They are normally an insane child or a perverted old shit on the internet.

Daddy Johnson:
Weird girl: Can you be MY Daddy Johnson.

I dont like this at all

by DuckPancake May 6, 2020

A Johnson Outboard

This begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman's penis. At the moment of ejaculation he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady's breasts (pushing the breasts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.

She had a rack to die for, so I bought her a drink and she gave me a Johnson outboard in the toilets.

by the_bosshog March 15, 2011